"So how mad would you be if I totally stole your rug?" ( He totally stole your rug. )

❛ take it if y'want, i don’t fucking care. ❜

❛ take it if y'want, i don’t fucking care. ❜

❛ it’s my signature trademark, bitch. ❜

❛ shut the fuck up! ❜

he’ll just just stare confusedly
at the masked man for a moment
before giving any sort of response.
creases form across his forehead
as both brows raise in curiosity.
❛ is it halloween already?
what’s with the fucking getup, yo? ❜