Cap'n Cook

tattooisms-blog-deactivated2020:

I LIKE EVERYTHING CHOOSING ONE THING IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT I RLY LIKE HOW U PLAY JESSE SO BLOODY WELL OK

_{TELL ME ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HOW I PLAY MY CHARACTER}

#tattooisms #ask #answered #( meme; answered. ) #( ☣ outofchar. ) #u get aborbs jesse icon cause u fabulous & so sweet thank you!!! ;w; #thank you so much frend! #it means a lot to me when people say i do a good job #more epsecially when it comes from such an amazing rp'er such as yourself #you're the jane to my jesse now and forever till the end of time tbh #/clings to u 8ever

mercwithoutxmirth-deactivated20:

"Wanna' come work for me? You could TOTALLY run a drug ring while I pull of some mercenary work. An' stuff--bro. Up in the hizzy and all that hippity hop."

_{_{he’s just gonna stare at the masked
man with the same ‘what the hell is
going on? what’s with this gimpy
fucking suit dude?’ look as before.}}

_{_{❛ who the fuck are you suppose to be, yo? ❜}}

6 years ago, 22/08/14 ( 1 note )

#mercwithoutxmirth #ask #answered #( *&. msg. ) #goodbye im dead

laidre-archived:

yo I'm lookin for a lil' somthin' somethin' u feel me bro

_{_{❛ i’ll get you some special ting, yo. ❜}}

7 years ago, 10/08/14

#laidre #ask #answered #( *&. msg. ) #( *&. crack! ) #LMAO

Anonymous:

aggressively wants to make a walter white

_{_{out. gaTORADE ME, BITCH}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14 ( 1 note )

#anonymous #ask #answered #( ☣ outofchar. ) #/aggressively needs a walt #yes; come to me

xeightyhg-archived-blog:

"So how mad would you be if I totally stole your rug?" ( He totally stole your rug. )

_{_{❛ take it if y'want, i don’t fucking care. ❜}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14 ( 2 notes )

#xeightyhg #ask #answered #( msg. ) #lmAO

underxstood-archived:

"Why is your meth blue? Isn't that...unhealthy."

_{_{❛ it’s my signature trademark, bitch. ❜}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14 ( 1 note )

#underxstood #ask #answered #( msg. )

Anonymous:

Ding dong, Jane's gone.

_{_{❛ shut the fuck up! ❜}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14

#anonymous #ask #answered #( msg. ) #too far nonnie; too far

mercwithoutxmirth-deactivated20:

"Alright listen--I need to you to cook up a dosage of meth that could practically make a herd of elephants sing Bon Jovi's platinum album in harmonious perfection. Don't ask why, I just need you to do it."

_{_{he’ll just just stare confusedly
at the masked man for a moment
before giving any sort of response.
creases form across his forehead
as both brows raise in curiosity.}}

_{_{❛ is it halloween already?
what’s with the fucking getup, yo? ❜}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14 ( 2 notes )

#mercwithoutxmirth #ask #answered #( msg. ) #METHPOOL TO THE RESCUE

Anonymous:

Do you miss Jane?

For the next five questions my muse can not tell a lie. (1/5)

_{_{RING RING.... RING RING... RING RING...}}

_{_{Hey, if you’re trying to sell me something I’ve
got four little words for you: “Do not call list.”
However, if we’re cool, leave it at the beep.}}

_{_{C L I C K !}}

7 years ago, 08/08/14 ( 5 notes )

#anonymous #ask #answered #( meme; answered. ) #tattooisms #did this kill me? yes. #am i sorry? no.

Anonymous:

your portrayal is so spot on i'm actually convince the mun is jesse!

_{_{out. it’s just how i roll tbh}}

7 years ago, 07/08/14 ( 2 notes )

#anonymous #ask #answered #( ☣ outofchar. ) #they see me cooking; they buying #patrolling; they trying to catch me cooking methy